"Bye bye baby bye bye"
As I procrastinate on getting up to get to LGA for my awesome flight to Katie and Steven's wedding (woohoo!), I want to leave everyone with some words of caution, wisdom, or just plain old stupidity on this, the weekend of 'Merica's fine, fine birth.
When parts of your body have only seen the sun maybe two or three times in 27 years, it is probably best not to go in a tanning bed known as "The Volcano" and expose those parts again.
If you want to celebrate freedom, nascar and awesome pyrotechnics while not having your clothing feel like a cheese grater against your skin this fourth, I highly advise against this. Perhaps I advise against tanning beds at all, but when you need a base for the beach (and a wedding), you've gotta do what you've gotta do.
Volcano - 1, Nic - 0?
Maybe... but ultimately, I'm getting the hell out of dodge, so I win. Suck it, Volcano. SUCK IT.
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