Join today... SEVEN PEOPLE ARE AFTER YOU

Mylife.com*... what is the point of this? I just saw the commercial for it between segments of Gangland: Pagans. It's my understanding that you dont actually find out who these people are who are looking for you. So is the point just to drive yourself crazy with paranoia? excitement? anxiety? about who these fuckers are? Don't people have enough to be anxious about these days? and how do you know one of those "seven people" who looked you up wasn't you one night? you've got a big date, you just met the guy, he's hot and you're worried about that one time you went to [insert place here] and let your friend post [x] picture up on the internet because 'hey who gives a fuck whatever i'm drunnnnk! I LOOK HOT!'.** Hey, I'm going to google myself. Uh oh!

You may be asking, "why not at least look at it before you bitch about it, you dick". Well, because there are a lot of websites I will visit on this laptop, bad and good, once or more, but stupid shit like mylife.com* will not be one of them... even if it is for educational purposes.

"Seven people are looking for me? Seven? Wow". Bitch, why is that exciting? It could be stalkery men you don't want to talk to, or even stalkery women you're not friends with anymore because they are life ruiners. And why can't these seven people who are looking for you just man up and either call you, email you, or send you a facebook message. The latter two are much easier to obtain than just aimlessly searching for someone. One or two, great... but SEVEN? Is this supposed to draw people in to using your service? Because the idea of SEVEN people looking for me that have obviously not contacted me makes me super uneasy.

Maybe mylife.com* is NOT the problem, maybe the sordid sketchbags of my past, present, and future are the problem. I guess it doesn't really matter because whoever came up with Mylife.com* is probably making more money off chumps than I'm making being a working chump.

You win this round, mylife.com*

*this post is not sponsored, endorsed, or comissioned by mylife.com, though I have used the name several times. Do not join mylife.com after this post... or do... you'll lose either way.

**I know this sounds like something that I might have taken out of the book of my own life, but it hasn't. I swear. Honest.

Thanks to the guy who made this video:

late night lights...

Billy Joel said "only the good die young". Well, Billy Joel, you're old and still alive and not so good anymore. Maybe only the stupid die young because they haven't worked out a balanced way to go hard while still enjoying their lives.

Yep. That's absolutely it.