Only to me... Episode 1

File this under the weird things that only happen to me:

A long time ago (not nearly long enough), I was dating a total trainwreck of a boy. I say boy because he was no man. For the record, age wise, he was perfectly legal. While I dated this anomaly, for reasons I won't get into, I thought I was in love. Perhaps I was but that's a story for another time. During the course of this "relationship" we never made things official and he was also dating someone he met the first time we officially went out. I still don't know if it was a date or not, so I could have never been mad that he was talking to another girl. Surely at that time I had no interest in dating him. He didn't tell me about this for maybe a month or so after.

Some time after that when we were on an infamous break, I bumped into the two of them at a local bar. It was a really stupid move on his part, and maybe he wanted to get caught, but he knew I went there a lot because I worked down the block. Like any self respecting female, I immediately lurked her on Facebook. I wasn't threatened but I wondered if she knew about me and what he said to her about me. Things progressed and eventually she faded from the picture. He thought she might have been a lesbian anyway. (I know, trust me... I know. You don't even need to say it.) Getting to the point, he told me this story about how she never wanted him to come into her job and how weird that was.

Flash forward two years later...

I'm at this very place where she worked and my friend asks, "do you think she still works here?" "Probably not. That was two years ago. I doubt it.  A lot can happen in two years." I do my shopping, I pick my nice little wrapping paper out and get my supplies, etc. The three of us are on line and as I'm called down to #4, well, there she is. My boyfriend's girlfriend, snaggletooth and all. If I didn't think he was a shit human, I'd have sent him a text about how funny this was, but I'll never lower myself to even breathe in his direction again.

Once again... only to me. This one was low on the "Only to Me" scale compared to other installments, but nonetheless, only to me.